Investment.
As in: "Investment - £92 per one-hour treatment session."
This bargain price is for a treatment in which the 'practitioner' wafts their hands around in a very scientific manner and thus resolve problems in my electro-magnetic field.
This service is also available remotely over the internet. I kid you not. This is despite claims on the same website that modern technologies are responsible for emitting frequencies which are screwing up my waves in the first place.
Oh, and by the way, "it should be noted that your perception or belief system is adjunct to the genetic and cellular make up, and can affect and influence the outcome." So you've gotta have faith (Sorry George).
The whole thing sadly smacks of snake-oil. What is most irritating, is that someone has seen fit to contact me to offer this 'investment' opportunity. The website is littered with quasi-scientific language in a way that appears deliberately evasive. Of the many articles referenced, not one is from The Lancet, or The British Medical Journal. If this is such an effective panacea, then surely it should be scientifically evaluated so that it can be made available to everyone?
Ah, but it is scientific. As well as the healing power of random punctuation, the treatment works by "overcoming long-term chronic and difficult symptoms; move you beyond your blockages; and enhance recovery."
Difficult symptoms? BLOCKAGES?
Yes. I've got difficult symptoms. Mainly paralysis, but also chronic pain. But I'm not sure that I'd call my 95% transected spinal cord a blockage. Would you?
On further consideration, I'd call it a misaligned Chakra for £92 an hour.
As in: "Investment - £92 per one-hour treatment session."
This bargain price is for a treatment in which the 'practitioner' wafts their hands around in a very scientific manner and thus resolve problems in my electro-magnetic field.
This service is also available remotely over the internet. I kid you not. This is despite claims on the same website that modern technologies are responsible for emitting frequencies which are screwing up my waves in the first place.
Oh, and by the way, "it should be noted that your perception or belief system is adjunct to the genetic and cellular make up, and can affect and influence the outcome." So you've gotta have faith (Sorry George).
The whole thing sadly smacks of snake-oil. What is most irritating, is that someone has seen fit to contact me to offer this 'investment' opportunity. The website is littered with quasi-scientific language in a way that appears deliberately evasive. Of the many articles referenced, not one is from The Lancet, or The British Medical Journal. If this is such an effective panacea, then surely it should be scientifically evaluated so that it can be made available to everyone?
Ah, but it is scientific. As well as the healing power of random punctuation, the treatment works by "overcoming long-term chronic and difficult symptoms; move you beyond your blockages; and enhance recovery."
Difficult symptoms? BLOCKAGES?
Yes. I've got difficult symptoms. Mainly paralysis, but also chronic pain. But I'm not sure that I'd call my 95% transected spinal cord a blockage. Would you?
On further consideration, I'd call it a misaligned Chakra for £92 an hour.
Appears to me that the best course of action may be to book yourself in for a sesh, get super over-excited about the fact that you may be "experiencing" something and then sit back and enjoy the look of abject surprise on the face of the practitioner! I will of course roll them over in a side alley (create your own euphemism) on their way home to liberate your £92, for a special introductory fee of £90 to you, Guv.
Keep on Truckin'
Every disability and human misfortune attracts charlatans trying to make a fast buck from the misery of others.
I work as a volunteer for the Vitiligo Society. Vitiligois an incurable pigmentation disorder (Michael Jackson had it) but type the word into google and you get 50 sites offering miracle cures,
By the way, I can see the comment stream on this blog. Is that something to do with you having to give it the OK before it appears ?