Ah, the names of supermarket own brands often toss up the odd gem, but this is my favourite so far:
Kandoo, the training toilet wipes for kids. The packaging shows some kind of frog-like creature applying a moist wipe to its nether regions with an openness that looked frighteningly European when it first burst onto the British market with badly slip-synched Euro-ads with mawkishly cute children beaming with pride at their toilet endeavours.
Tesco's respond with their own-brand product, depicting a pig wiping itself in a similar fashion. But it's not the swine as a symbol of rectal cleaning diligence that shocks. It's the name for the product which suggests that the creative brainstorm followed late after a boozy lunch. The name that has been so sensitively chosen for this important product?
LOOK... I'm wiping my bottom.
Kandoo, the training toilet wipes for kids. The packaging shows some kind of frog-like creature applying a moist wipe to its nether regions with an openness that looked frighteningly European when it first burst onto the British market with badly slip-synched Euro-ads with mawkishly cute children beaming with pride at their toilet endeavours.
Tesco's respond with their own-brand product, depicting a pig wiping itself in a similar fashion. But it's not the swine as a symbol of rectal cleaning diligence that shocks. It's the name for the product which suggests that the creative brainstorm followed late after a boozy lunch. The name that has been so sensitively chosen for this important product?
LOOK... I'm wiping my bottom.
If a pig can wipe its bottom its entitled to say "LOOK...I'm wiping my bottom." isnt it?