Ho Ho Ho, m'dears.
Well, last night's Christmas eve celebrations took their toll. A mix of wine, tramadol and 'the moment' led to a bit of a muddle with my motion sensors. While rolling happily round the house to get to our bedroom which is downstairs (my in-laws' house is built on a hill), my head was turned by a beautiful moon peeking through the clouds.
Even though I knew it wasz unlikely to come to anything, I decided to try and capture the night sky with my camera.However, things quickly took a turn for the weird. Just as I was poised to take the shot, I was violently assaulted by a large bush. It was a chilling moment that caused a sweary outburst, before I was thrown to the ground by the aggressive shrubbery.
Once on my back, the change in perspective allowed me to re-evaluate the situation. It appears I was still on the slope when I stopped for the picture. Concentraing on my camera while surrounded by darkness, I failed to notice as I rolled backwards into the hedge.
So now, I must apologise for slurring the character of the Pittosporum, a peace loving shrub famous for it's even temper and refusal to be drawn into political debate.
Enough blathering, go and have a Great Christmas and raise a glass of something for me.
A presto!
Well, last night's Christmas eve celebrations took their toll. A mix of wine, tramadol and 'the moment' led to a bit of a muddle with my motion sensors. While rolling happily round the house to get to our bedroom which is downstairs (my in-laws' house is built on a hill), my head was turned by a beautiful moon peeking through the clouds.
Even though I knew it wasz unlikely to come to anything, I decided to try and capture the night sky with my camera.However, things quickly took a turn for the weird. Just as I was poised to take the shot, I was violently assaulted by a large bush. It was a chilling moment that caused a sweary outburst, before I was thrown to the ground by the aggressive shrubbery.
Once on my back, the change in perspective allowed me to re-evaluate the situation. It appears I was still on the slope when I stopped for the picture. Concentraing on my camera while surrounded by darkness, I failed to notice as I rolled backwards into the hedge.
So now, I must apologise for slurring the character of the Pittosporum, a peace loving shrub famous for it's even temper and refusal to be drawn into political debate.
Enough blathering, go and have a Great Christmas and raise a glass of something for me.
A presto!
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