Penny and I got married again today. at our 5 year old daughter's insistence. The wording was unorthodox...
Celebrant (Rosalie) Do you, Tim Rushby-Smith, take Penny Rushby-Smith for your awful wedded wife.
Me: I do.
Celebrant: You can kiss...Oh, no, wait...And do you, Penny Rushby-Smith take Tim Rushby-Smith as your... withered husband.
Penny: (after everyone has stopped giggling hysterically for five minutes) I do.
Celebrant: You can kiss your bride.
I'm thinking of making an advance booking to make sure she writes my epitaph.
Celebrant (Rosalie) Do you, Tim Rushby-Smith, take Penny Rushby-Smith for your awful wedded wife.
Me: I do.
Celebrant: You can kiss...Oh, no, wait...And do you, Penny Rushby-Smith take Tim Rushby-Smith as your... withered husband.
Penny: (after everyone has stopped giggling hysterically for five minutes) I do.
Celebrant: You can kiss your bride.
I'm thinking of making an advance booking to make sure she writes my epitaph.
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